Exteriority [he/him] to Post Puns On Main • 4 years agoNYPD's finest counter-terrorism specialist, Frank O'Donuts, is closely monitoring CNN's twitter feed to keep NY citizens safe from uhh.. an explosion in Lebanonimagemessage-square39 fedilinkarrow-up1107
arrow-up1107imageNYPD's finest counter-terrorism specialist, Frank O'Donuts, is closely monitoring CNN's twitter feed to keep NY citizens safe from uhh.. an explosion in LebanonExteriority [he/him] to Post Puns On Main • 4 years agomessage-square39 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareregul [any]hexbear50·4 years agoBig "my school in suburban Louisiana not letting us go out for recess on 9/11 in case the terrorists decided to crash a plane into our playground" energy. link
minus-squareCoralMarks [he/him]hexbear18·4 years agoWhere else would terrorists hit if not in the heart of America, the suburbs? link
minus-squareduck [he/him,they/them]hexbear12·4 years agoNow that just sounds like your teachers were coconspirators getting everyone in the same building link
minus-squareregul [any]hexbear6·4 years agoDamn come to think of it Mrs. Atta was lookin' pretty shifty that day. link
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]hexbear7·4 years agoMental image of a Piper Cub crashing into a swingset throwing wreckage all over the monkey bars. link
Big "my school in suburban Louisiana not letting us go out for recess on 9/11 in case the terrorists decided to crash a plane into our playground" energy.
Where else would terrorists hit if not in the heart of America, the suburbs?
Now that just sounds like your teachers were coconspirators getting everyone in the same building
Damn come to think of it Mrs. Atta was lookin' pretty shifty that day.
Mental image of a Piper Cub crashing into a swingset throwing wreckage all over the monkey bars.