If currently unemployed workers or individuals who are out of the labor market become independent contractors due to this rule, their earnings will increase as they currently have no employment-related earnings other than possibly unemployment benefits.

This is the longest way you could possibly write this sentence. Let me try this shit on and see if it fits.

"If current numbers or integers that are static start to increase their relative value (ie: gain higher numerical reference than concurrent numbers or integers) then the number that increased will be higher than the number that did not increase, therefore, 2 will be a higher number than 1 (and especially that of Zero.)"

Edit: I guess it kinda works. We are going to drown in banality. The future can fuck off.