• Kuori [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      we should echo this ironically as we cram one into his brain in a distinctly non-surgical manner

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      People with locked in syndrome have occasionally been given early BCIs on this justification, but generally they're already consenting (IIRC the first real recipient of one had to have it taken back out at the end due to ethics requirements, despite wanting to keep it.)

  • SteamedHamberder [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    If a Simpson’s writer gave this line to Mr. Burns, it would be too psychopathic.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    1 year ago

    I wonder what Elon really means by terminal. How elastic is the term? The monkeys were old? Or some of the monkeys were old? Or some of the monkeys might have been old? Or all the monkeys were adult monkeys so "terminal" means "not juvenile".

  • ReadFanon [any, any]
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    1 year ago

    This has big "Heather Heyer actually died as a result of a heart attack!!" energy

  • UlyssesT
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    8 days ago

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    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      Hey hey we're the Monkeys

      And people say our brains are machines

      But we're too busy dying

      For our results to be seen.

  • gaycomputeruser [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Yeahhhhhh I've taken enough animal ethics courses to know this shit isn't supposed to fly

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I hope Elon takes his rocket to the Planet of the Apes and gets ridiculed by Dr. Zaius while locked in a cage.

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    They just had a bunch of terminally ill research monkeys hanging about. That's definitely a thing that happens. It's definitely not like live primate studies are so hard to both arrange and get past an ethics board that most people just give up and go straight to human trials,