Your heroes and villains come from NY.
If driving everywhere and hooting like a chud isn't your vibe, why not C O A S T A L E L I T E?
Clownish local politics and good accents. You know when you hear that yawk for the first time, you're home.
Best politicians, best pizza, best coast
Simple as
Yes; but have you considered all of these things apply to Chicago, which has the added benefit of not being New York?