"Global Warming"? Well I've experienced cold winters, THEREFORE CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX.

"Patriot Act"? Well I don't care for the encroaching security state, THEREFORE I MUST BE AN ENEMY OF THE STATE.

"Never forget"? Oh shit, slipped my mind, I GUESS 9/11 NEVER HAPPENED.

"1%"? Well gosh, I know a medical technician who earns $350K/year, but they're still paying off student loans, THEREFORE THE WAGE GAP IS A MYTH.

"Believe all women"? Buddy, I have an ex who used to lie and cheat on me, THEREFORE WE SHOULD ACQUIT HARVEY WEINSTEIN.

These assclowns are total fucklords. Guarantee if you ask them to break down any of these slogans down they could do it in exquisite detail. The truth is they just disagree but lack the conviction to say so and want to lecture you instead.

(I'm always thinking back to Matt Christman's dichotomy of "don't be an ahole vs. don't be a p*y" that perfectly encapsulates today's libs/cons).

  • Waylander [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    "Defund the police", "ACAB", "Eat the rich" - the thing that makes these slogans so good is that they can't be co-opted by libs.

    Watch how fast "Reform the police" got turned into "Our hardworking cops need more funding" to see the kind of shittery that happens to any demand which isn't couched in language that libs can't twist