I've hated China since I was a kid and learned about their fucking wretched, demented, overly self absorbed and outright fucking evil ""dog meat festival""

WARNING, links contain images of dogs being boiled alive.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lychee_and_Dog_Meat_Festivaldog_festival

https://www.google.com/search?q=lychee.dog.festival

Since then I've only been further convinced that I could absolutely not care less if everyone in that whole fucking country burned to the ground. Like they had a suck our leaders dick parade day, and winnie the poohs float exploded, setting literally everyone on fire... I would relish that news. Theres a lot of diverse nature there, but the humans who comprise that fuckin cesspool can all go have an antifreeze chugging contest for all I fucking care.

Fuck them. Fucking commie, pussy, trashy, shallow, weak, retrded fuckin chnks. Fuck em. Fuck em all. They're shit.

A Chinese origin person born and raised anywhere but gestapoland... You're cool. Chinese people born and raised in china are trash more often than not though. Theyre a product of their culture, sure. So are traditional muslim men in the middle east...

I would still gladly execute any number of either one given the opportunity. A sideways bullshit culture is no excuse for their evil and selfishness. Bullets and bombs are the cure such a plague imo... trouble is they have to be used with discretion and for humanitarian reasons, not profit.

Unfortunately for everyone thats not the world we live in at the moment.

Edit because I go overboard when im drinking and not everyone gets my kind of humor. For the record though, no. I would not and do not want to personally commit a whole genocide.

Edit 2: because so many people are stupid enough to need the first edit. I was having fun and im not a professional comedian, obviously. Im not deleting it and im done explaining a vague and arguably bad joke over and over. Fuck off.

+72 votes and "lib left".

Marg bar Reddit.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      There is a 110% chance of this guy secretly dreaming about rescuing a "submissive Asian waifu" from "patriarchal Asian oppression".

      • AliceBToklas [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        he's already liberated 14 waifu body pillows from the evil clutches of chinese warehouses

        • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          He will fight to the death to defend their human rights! Especially their right to consent, because despite having the body of 8 year olds, they are actually 5000 year old demons who-

  • wombat [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    let’s face it, he’s just saying out loud what every lib thinks of china

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I have met some libs who have an okay (though liby) take on China.

      Dunno if they're just afraid to go masks off though.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Funny that some Swiss people also eat cats and dogs and yet nobody hurls this kind of racist vitriol at the Swiss.

      :thinkin-lenin:

        • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Nothing makes meat tender like the animal suffering excruciating pain in its last seconds of life.

          I am very good at cooking.

            • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              Asian cooking also has a hardon for cooking crustaceans alive, but I don't know if that's to make it taste better or prove its not rancid.

              That said, given how different crustacean anatomy is to that of mammals, there must be some scientific reason that its common to cook crustaceans alive but not any sort of larger animal.

              • Moonrise [comrade/them,they/them]
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                4 years ago

                Probably more as proof that it is not rancid. Shellfish and crustaceans have an absurdly short shelf life after death compared with other meats it it isn't immediately frozen or cooked.I have never heard of it improving flavor and am extremely confident it does not have any effect.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Disregarding basic culinary sense to own the Chinese.

      Seriously, ever wonder why there's no recipes that call for cooking an unplucked chicken or lamb with the wool still on. So why the fuck would it make sense to cook dog or cat still alive and with fur?

      • AliceBToklas [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        so there actually is a type of whole roast sheep that they burn off the wool, it's a whole issue because you're not allowed to do that at all in the UK so immigrants risk jail time just to cook like they want. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokie_(food)

        • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Huh. Today I learned.

          But even so, they do it to a dead sheep, not a live one. I assume at least because a live flaming sheep running around would be a fire hazard.

          • AliceBToklas [she/her]
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            4 years ago

            yeah I mean the most common place you'll see things being cooked alive is in western dishes like frogs, lobster, shellfish, crabs, etc

              • AliceBToklas [she/her]
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                4 years ago

                I think I read that a long time ago; but yeah, western ideas of what is and isn't humane are fucking stupid and absurd and like almost entirely based around racism. like; "halal slaughter is actually super inhumane" bullshit.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Notice how its always non-white people who eat different animals that are bad. Chinese eat cats and dogs? Subhumans. Swiss eat cats and dogs? Meh. Japan hunts and eats whales? Barbarism. Northern Europeans hunt and eat whales? crickets.

        • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Everyone had open-minded reddit nerd “it a quirky and diverse!” takes.

          This also exemplifies a different but also exhausting type of anti-asian sentiment. I think most Asians who grew up in the west have at least one story of being mocked for brining kimchi or tofu or [non mainstream ethnic food] for lunch.

          Fast forward a few years and white hipsters making their own kimchi are the new fad.

          Don't even get me started on white people and "Asian fusion" cuisine.

          • UnironicWarCriminal [any]
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            4 years ago

            Agreed, white people should only eat boiled ham, mayonnaise, and various grey mushes that used to be vegetables. Anything else is only allowed if they pay black and brown people first, then pay after.

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        Yeah, ask them their opinions on a Hindu who says the same thing about people who eat cows. Very different tune.

    • SirLotsaLocks [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Well dogs aren't herbivores which makes eating them energy inefficient, but a lot of people in the west eat fucked up shit all the time, like how we boil some seafood ALIVE because it goes bad otherwise instead of just.. NOT eating them.

      /e I also just saw the consciousness argument, and I think that its really fucked up that its not okay to eat dog because "they have feelins and emotions" but cows and pigs and sheep and goats and chickens and turkeys.. don't? like people keep all of those as pets because they do have feelings and emotions. its really shows the total hypocrisy of these people. Dogs shouldn't be farmed and eaten but at the same time neither should cows or pigs or sheep. As long as you support one its kind of ridiculous to say the other is abhorent.

  • ARVSPEX [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    bruh it was just a joke i swear i was just having fun bruh why you gotta be such a cuck bruh come on bruh get a sense of humour

    :le-pol-face:

  • Des [she/her, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    why tf do they respond to every other comment with "based" regardless if it makes sense or not?. like it has no meaning anymore there.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      "White people like Mayonnaise."

      "THIS IS LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE! :shocked_porky: "

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Weird that whitey is afraid of cultural Marxism when we don't even have a culture to begin with :thonk:

    • fusion513 [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      I really want to tell them that their jokes suck and they really need better material.