The key here is the "assuming you're a daily drinker"; if you don't have any caffeine normally a cup of coffee will FUCK YOU UPPPPP. This was a big part of why I didn't drink coffee in college, I needed it as a once in a while turbo button. Adderall was a super secret special emergency awakeness button but that shit definitely had me peeing every 5-10 seconds.
The key here is the "assuming you're a daily drinker"; if you don't have any caffeine normally a cup of coffee will FUCK YOU UPPPPP. This was a big part of why I didn't drink coffee in college, I needed it as a once in a while turbo button. Adderall was a super secret special emergency awakeness button but that shit definitely had me peeing every 5-10 seconds.
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lol I've literally thought "this cocaine did nothing compared to a cup of coffee"
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