Idk where she got these pics of me

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    god damn I fucking wish I could get a leftist GF and look like yukon cornelius

    so far I only look like british columbia cornelly and have no leftist gf. rip

    • Bread_In_Baltimore [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Eat carbs, drink carbs. Consume more calories than you normally would. Lift heavy things often, work with your hands (no gloves), grow a beard if you can. If you can't grow a beard idk what to tell you, but that is how you become a big sexy burly man like Yukon or myself. I'm gonna start working on getting a big tiddy commie mommie gf as soon as I'm done moving apartments.