I have been informed by a colleague of mine that this website is intended for Cultural Marxists. For those of you familiar with my work, you will know that I am not a fan of this project. Not a fan at all. However, with my recent return to maintaining my Youtube channel as well as the release of my new book, Beyond Order: 12 More Rules For Life (Available for pre-order on Amazon), I’ve been feeling an uncharacteristic spike in my trait neuroticism.

Given that Cultural Marxists tend to be further up the hierarchy of trait neuroticism and that those with higher trait neuroticism are almost always near the top of the Pareto distribution for those with access to benzodiazepine, I am writing on this forum in the hopes that one of you will reach out to me and provide me with a supply. I will, of course, compensate you. Unlike you Cultural Bolshevik types, I have some respect for what it takes to acquire a supply of benzodiazepine and it’s not about labor! Let me tell you that!

Apologies for the digression my mind is a little hazy lately. Thank you for your time.

Edit: Dr. Peterson has acquired some benzodiazepine from one of your Canadian users and is now taking a nap. Thank you for your assistance

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    for the 1st rule of Christmas my Jordan sent to me,
    a Peterson in a pear tree

    for the 2nd rule of Christmas my Jordan sent to me,
    two ribeye steaks
    and a Peterson in a pear tree

    • JordanPeterson [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      This is a good joke! I take it the two ribeye steaks represent the duality of our archetypal carnivore lifestyle pitted against the modern constructed omnivore narrative. I also appreciate the comparison between myself and a partridge. You know, when I was young there was a television show called The Partridge Family. It was also an expression of duality. You had a standard atomic family, but the twist was that they were also famous singers! So you see the tension between domestic life on one hand and fame on the other. And it was through that chaos in this reactive system that the audience got to see the new Truths of the civil rights era, which I think is a good thing for people. You know, most of our problems were solved around that time.

    • CommieTommy [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      for the 3rd rule of Christmas my Jordan sent to me
      three clean rooms,
      two ribeye steaks,
      and a Peterson in a pear tree

      for the 4th rule of Christmas my Jordan sent to me
      four crawling lobsters,
      three clean rooms,
      two ribeye steaks,
      and a Peterson in a pear tree

      for the 5th rule of Christmas my Jordan sent to me
      five hierachieeeeees,
      four crawling lobsters,
      three clean rooms,
      two ribeye steaks,
      and a Peterson in a pear tree

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        for the melody how about "fooooouuuur hierarchieeees"

        I like the direction you went with it, you knew what I meant musically

        • CommieTommy [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          actually that should probably go in instead of 5 golden rings, hmm now what do we put in instead of four calling birds?

          Actually, four crawling lobsters works

          ah that's better, this site is already on its way to creating a modern masterpiece