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A company happily calling itself an empire creeps me out. Even if it is jokingly
"HEIL [COMPANY NAME], MAY ITS PROFITABILITY LAST FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!"
cry-laughing so hard you become the cosmic microwave background
fuck it really does sound like some shit the Monarch would make his henchmen sing haha
Replace it with an anonymous message about unions, but using the exact same font and colors. See how long it takes them to notice.
This is the type of shit that makes me so fucking annoyed how cutesy companies try to be acting like they are our friends or the worse of all, toxic af "family" shit they try to do. Fucking can't stand it, neither can most people. But the higher ups seem to think it's a recipe for success because they all read the same viral LinkedIn post about doing that in 2012
I always preferred the company song I wrote when I worked at Sports Authority
Let 'em all go to Hell, I'd rather work at Dick's
I've seen this phrase in military scifi and its always implicitly sarcastic? so this is a self own?
Yeah part of it seems to be lifted straight from Aliens (every meal's a banquet etc.)
At a previous job I had, the HR/Scheduling office was full of shit like this. Hated it but couldn't get at it because the door was always locked. Anywhere else though, fair game
This reads kinda ironically. Like the kinda joke you’d read in Dilbert or something. I could imagine a bored employee writing this or something.
Yeah parts of it are from a sarcastic drill seargent from Aliens, though I'm not sure the person writing it realized the mixed message that would convey
I dunno, I kinda think they did. Whenever I end up in a shitty office job, I’m gonna type up things like this on the regular
Yeah could be. If they were trying to satirize their workplace, the plausible deniability would be good
