what the fuck why's it got octopus eyes?

:sicko-owl:

Looks like a Goosebumps cover.

That is no owl. It's a vulture capitalist wearing the skin of an owl it has freshly hollowed out. The dollar sign eyes are a dead giveaway

I'd say precisely 1834

According to this book cover: One. (If it's discreetly brandishing a knife)

one and they have not taken the trash out in 8 months

I love your posts Dirt_Owl but this cover is too scary

1 Because for every one you see, there's 50 that you don't. And I've got a rat and bug burger operation I'm trying to run here.