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  • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    had a weird dream where i was reading in my bedroom, and heard this weird cronching noise from the kitchen. it was super loud on its own, but there was also water going in the sink, and it was just a huge racket. so i plod out to investigate and theres this dude guzzling scalding hot water, surrounded by uncooked macaroni all strewn about the place. i ask wtf this shit is, and he says oh damn you right, and starts pouring one of those big containers of mortons salt i use for making bread down his throat. i mean, gross, but at least he wasnt a giant slug like the last time. so i went back to the bedroom and finished my book.

    • Wmill [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Collective unconscious gang, the only true leftists.

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        :geordi-no: false conscious of the individual

        :geordi-yes: authentic unconscious of the collective

    • Young_Lando [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      Had a weird dream where I was eating uncooked macaroni in my kitchen. It was super hard so I started pouring hot water into my mouth to soften it. Some dude came in through the hallway and asked what the hell I was doing. I said oh shit you’re right and grabbed the salt and started tilting it back into my mouth while maintaining eye contact. He looked disgusted and left me to my midnight snack. I have no idea who that rude dude was.

      • zeal0telite [he/him,they/them]
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        4 years ago

        Ever dream this rude man?

        Every night throughout the world hundreds dream of his disgusted face.