Your compulsory cat ears are in the mail.
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Mandatory high tech prehensile tail plugs for all good boys 😍
Edit: wait I double posted, how gauche
Will my cat tail give me a better sense of balance? I love that no matter how fat a cat can be it still can be graceful af. Wait y'all are providing a tail right?
Yes to both.
Also, avoid catnip, that shit will fuck you up.
Gonna make tea outta it. Edit on second thought will be to busy finding a box my size.
Dammit. You're going to sit on peoples laptops when they're trying to work, aren't you?
Better make sure you have a laser pointer with you.
Your compulsory cat ears are in the mail.
They better fucking be. I ordered a tank of bimbofication gas from this bitchsite three weeks ago and I'm still waiting!
