My mom has a habit of getting my dad shirts from the thrift store. The kicker is neither can speak english. It hasn't been so bad since most only are local events that passed but if I ever see him wear one of those shirts I might die laughing.

Side note the best shirts I ever found where taco inspector and one that asked if you wanna ride my fat boy. Sadly they fell apart and I couldn't keep repairing them. If I found this shirt there I'd wear it out too.