• RedArmor [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    A dick and tits for all to suck! You get your choice and you can switch between them freely. That’s what true freedom is.

    • Rem [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      A massive chain of people giving one another oral, like a big sexy snake, organized to ensure orientational compatibility by the power of communist central planning

  • Wmill [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Wonder if this a custom made shirt or if some company is making them. If the latter then provided society doesn't collapse then I might see them in a thrift store one day.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      God, I might wear one. There's something so obscenely unaesthetic about it. The irony would be palpable. I wore an "I paused my game to be here" shirt I got for Chr*stmas a couple times for the same effect.

      • Wmill [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        My mom has a habit of getting my dad shirts from the thrift store. The kicker is neither can speak english. It hasn't been so bad since most only are local events that passed but if I ever see him wear one of those shirts I might die laughing.

        Side note the best shirts I ever found where taco inspector and one that asked if you wanna ride my fat boy. Sadly they fell apart and I couldn't keep repairing them. If I found this shirt there I'd wear it out too.

  • radicalhomo [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Aren't you glad they didn't tell you to Suck A Dick?

    no

  • wakita [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    the one problem with boomers I actually have beef is is they're too bashful to just ask you to suck their dicks

  • PonsonBaz [they/them,he/him]
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    4 years ago

    what if 🤔🙈 the govt 😳 told you 😇😘 to suck 😲😲😈 a dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦😍😩😩