My degree in Adrenachrome is incredibly useful for a sane society and there's many applications for an adrenachrome degree that would help to assist society - especially because of the coronavirus. I have yet to see a single opportunity that pays me a wage tangibly better than the local fast food places/big box stores, so I call it a useless degree.

Edit: realizing that I missed a reference to something. Leaving this here because my posts own 😎