• eiknat [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    so what you're telling me is I should go eat my batteries? that'll fix it? I HAVE A WHOLE NEW PACK BRB

    • Gorn [they/them,he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Wait! Ugh! No! It doesn't work like that!!!

      First you have to grind up the batteries, and put the powder into lil pink gel caps . :breadpill:

      You can only eat 3 or 4 of these gelcaps per day, otherwise you might dehydrate/have a seizure/die. Everything in moderation! Even eating batteries!