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    • emizeko [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I just downvoted your comment.

      FAQ

      What does this mean?

      The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

      Why did you do this?

      There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

      • Rudeness towards other Redditors,
      • Spreading incorrect information,
      • Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

      Am I banned from the Reddit?

      No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

      I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

      Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

      How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

      Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        I just shit and cum at your comment.

        FAQ

        What does this mean?

        The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.

        Why did you do this?

        There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:

        • Being a chud

        • Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it

        • walter

        Am I going to shit and cum too?

        No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.

        I don’t believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?

        Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.

        How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

        Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom’s basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.

    • VILenin [he/him]M
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      4 years ago

      If I hurl emotional abuse at you and you react, that's an ad hominem baby, you can't just say white people can't use the N-word because it's "racist" makes you feel "uncomfortable", that's an argument from your feelings, and is therefore completely invalid. Look here jack, the burden of proof is on YOU to prove white people using the N-word is a bad thing. You started this argument therefore I can just flat out say it's ok but you have to write a 230 page essay with a 40 page bibliography from objective impartial sources that are verified to be factually reputable, cited in the MLA format with annotations explaining why I should trust them. Oh and did I mention that it needs to be completely sterile and devoid of any human emotion whatsoever? Don't wanna be an SJW now do you?