Give us your hot five finger discount tips. Times are rough and stealing from corporations who hoard all of society's wealth and food is based.

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Just look authoritative, maybe wear a suit. If anyone asks, just say "corporate needs to examine this". The only people there who knows who's in corporate are the higher store managers, so most won't ask any more questions.