Mine was "I have mod powers in the discord and popular support"
I don't know what I was threatening to do, but I had been awake for 36 hours at that point and was the only mod on the discord so it may well have unironic lmao
I pointed out that "PM Tony Blair" is an anagram of "I'm Tory Plan B"
I still think not enough people are aware of this fact
"If you told liberals that DSA stands for Dumbledore's Sorcerer Army, the USA would achieve socialism within 48 hours."
"Even if someone is economically comfortable, they should be horrified at the systemic abuse of people and the unsustainable strip-mining of the Earth."
this wasn't my last comment but it was close to it
"you aren't a true anprim if you don't oppose multicellular life
prokaryotes rise up"
That single handedly should've prevented r/Chapotraphouse from being banned
I compared some Twitter lady to Dolores Umbridge, but not by name, instead saying that someone looks like "a Harry Potter villain, you know, like that cat loving old lady"
Also, apparently, I used to be really horny for Virgil Texas and John Oliver.