My theory that Americans will become mass moonlanding conspiracy theorists when China lands on the moon is increasingly becoming true

  • Spirit_of_Communism [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Why are so many not wearing masks? Regardless of the moon rock exposure, we're in the middle of a worldwide pandemic. Have the Chinese forgotten already? Maybe they have a vaccine they didn't tell us about.

    :cope:

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Why are so many not wearing masks?

      because they don't have to anymore!!!1 they haven't had a case in ages and when they do find one they test the entire city overnight! these fucking idiots

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Also there was literally zero risk of moon rock exposure. In the video they're taking the sample container out of the reentry capsule, the moon rocks themselves probably got taken out in a sterile lab environment.

    • LeninsRage [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      nah man surely there's ten million people sick with covid over in that closet over there