r/space - Chinese Scientists opening the space capsule and taking out the lunar samples. These lunar samples are from the older sections of the moon, which will help us understand the moon's history better.
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My theory that Americans will become mass moonlanding conspiracy theorists when China lands on the moon is increasingly becoming true

  • Spirit_of_Communism [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Why are so many not wearing masks? Regardless of the moon rock exposure, we're in the middle of a worldwide pandemic. Have the Chinese forgotten already? Maybe they have a vaccine they didn't tell us about.

    :cope:

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Why are so many not wearing masks?

      because they don't have to anymore!!!1 they haven't had a case in ages and when they do find one they test the entire city overnight! these fucking idiots

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Also there was literally zero risk of moon rock exposure. In the video they're taking the sample container out of the reentry capsule, the moon rocks themselves probably got taken out in a sterile lab environment.

    • LeninsRage [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      nah man surely there's ten million people sick with covid over in that closet over there

  • Not_irony [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    China will literally build a city on the moon that you can see from earth and chuds will be "its faked with lazers"

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Until the AI core that houses President Xi's consciousness decides to finally end America with moon lasers.

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I've already seen a ton of posts like "it's fake! That's clearly a shitty 3D render!".

      No shit moron. Do you really think they just strap selfie cams to these things? They release a 3d animation with the press material so people can know what the rover looks like. NASA has been doing the same thing for decades...

    • lvysaur [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      ofc they will, but they’ll still say USA #1 even though we did fake the moon landing

      kek, can't tell if ironic but I honestly don't know any evidence that the moon landing was faked

  • 420clownpeen [they/them,any]
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    4 years ago

    These days, redditors seething about Chinese news is a lot funnier knowing that it's all just cope because we all have to live with a deadly disease while China doesn't

  • maverick [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Holy shit these people are so fucking stupid. I'm actually angry at how blatantly stupid all of them are while acting like they're smart and 'just asking questions.'

    "Uhhhh but why aren't they wearing masks? Doesn't coronavirus still exist in China? THE COUNTRY IT CAME FROM?!?!"

    No you fucking brainless trash can it barely exists there anymore because they actually did something about it!

  • anon [he/him,he/him]
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    4 years ago

    You're making it sound like a "China vs American public" situation, but it seems as though the primary demographics of Reddit is not actually America... Seems it's COPEnhagen