Ok, I just had the best idea for a horror movie:

Imagine if ghosts were real. Sounds like a standard ghost movie, right? WRONG!

Imagine if every chicken, cow and pig you've ever eaten suddenly decided to haunt you?

MOTHER. FUCKING. CHICKEN GHOST ARMY.

I'm going to be so rich. :party-sicko:

  • a_jug_of_marx_piss [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Ok, but if I eat a chicken leg, and someone else eats the rest of the chicken, who gets haunted? Surely a chicken ghost can't haunt multiple people simultaneously? Would I be haunted by just a ghost leg? Would the ghosts organize and assign each person ghosts based on total mass eaten? Kinda makes it less scary if there is a whole ghost bureaucracy.

    • CarlMarksToeCheese [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      Is this a revolutionary act or a beaucratic one? If this is something like, idk, Santa Claus where everyone is being judged periodically and gets an appropriate punishment/reward then yeah it wouldn't be that scary. But a bunch of pissed off ghost animals going after anyone who eats meat while making an example of the worst participants would be S P O O K Y