It's so good it's a car ad and a PUN, cant wait to see cool shit like this and more war from buddy biden

  • hauntingspectre [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Anyone else think the Onion has been so good recently because they're trying to make up for cursing us with their Trans Am Joe crap for 8 years?

      • CarlTheRedditor [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Nah I think folks with that level of Secret Service protection just don't get to drive anymore, at least not in public.

        I mean, it's also justifiable for other reasons, don't get me wrong.

        • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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          4 years ago

          If I recall, while he was VP, they let him drive the Vette around on the White House grounds, and that was it.

          Related:

          Headlights go up. Headlights go down. Headlights go up. Headlights go down.

        • watchout5 [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          I keep hearing this secret service so much I don't really believe that it's a secret service anymore

  • buh [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    “I used to think I was a pretty good driver”

    What changed Joe? 🤔

  • nwah [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Ah yes, an ad for boomers, by boomers, about boomers. Locking down his weakest segment

  • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Gotta love watching a crusty old ghoul who helped usher in neolib globalism lamenting its consequences with that "there just aren't any American-made cars on the road anymore" schtick.

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Listen Lack, if Blackrican Americans went back to automobile assembly school, school! Not day care - school! Then we'd have the skills again to make a Camaro. Beautiful thing. And you can take that to the teller and cash it.

  • CoralMarks [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Hello, I know it seems like the country is collapsing around you, you might be evicted soon, can't put food on the table.
    But now, no more malarkey, lets get to the real stuff! Isn't this a cool car, huh?

  • watchout5 [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Say what you will about the accomplishments of figures like MLK, big boy Biden here put his foot on a pedal and then pressed it. Where's his fucking parade? See what the white man has to deal with .