I’ve never done or said a transphobic thing in my life.

“-phobia” means “fear,” and I’m not afraid of redacted! Will someone tell me what is so transphobic about wishing redacted didn’t exist?!

Please someone. Anyone. @Beatnik is drunk with power. When I see posters getting banned for posting transphobic things... well, I am terrified for the future of my account.

“When they came for the transphobes, I said nothing, because I was not transphobic.”

CHAPOS! IS THIS THE FUTURE YOU WANT?!

  • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Mrs. Rowling do wizards avada cadavra themselves? What are wizard suicide rates compared to muggle suicide rates?

    • JKRowling [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      This is gross and offensive. Give me your Twitter handle so I can report you there. The moderators here obviously don’t care about the most important liberal value: free speech!

      • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        If magic exists why do you rely on elf and goblin labor when you could enchant the means of production?

        • JKRowling [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          Elves enjoy performing menial tasks for no compensation. It’s in their blood. Who am I to take that from them? Or write them differently?

          And goblins, well... you know what THEY’RE like.

          • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
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            4 years ago

            Could you call Draco Malfoy Vape-o Malfoy? I feel Draco isn't relatable for people my age.

            • JKRowling [none/use name]
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              4 years ago

              No. It wouldn’t make sense. I can’t just ascribe a new identity to the character that doesn’t appear in the text. It wouldn’t make any sense, and it would be pandering to vapists. Vape-llenials. Zapers. I’m not sure what they’re called.

              • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
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                4 years ago

                It makes much more sense that Harry found the Tom Riddle diary because he was ripping fat clouds in the girls bathroom. Also why bathrooms? Couldn't you just do a teleportation spell on your poop and pee?

                • JKRowling [none/use name]
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                  4 years ago

                  Bathrooms are important, sacred spaces for student intra-sex bonding rituals. So there must be reason for students to still use these spaces.