So lately I (26M, ML) have been finding dishes not loaded when the machine is empty, loaded and not run for long enough that foodcovered dishes have mold on them, or not loaded because the clean dishes have not been unloaded.

In the past I did not care as much as the dishwasher sucks a bit and due to a food allergy I hand wash everything I eat from or use to prepare my meals. We have since fixed the dishwasher a bit and if food is properly scraped off dishes (which the anarchists have also refused to do) they will be properly cleaned. In the wake of the summer fruit flies, I feel I can no longer trust the anarchists to clean without a guiding party. I believe that without clear centralised direction we will be overrun.

My partner and I make up only 50% of the household and the anarchists are the other 50%, would I be the asshole for forming the Vanguard without a full majority?

  • Amorphous [any]
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    4 years ago

    YTA have you tried killing everyone around you and then yourself?

    • Shmyt [he/him,any]
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      4 years ago

      I have in fact, but unfortunately the necromantic energies around this house are too powerful. The insects endanger the lichhood I have grown to enjoy.

      • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        Ur telling me you are un-blessed enough to be living near a shrine of necrotic energy and you're NOT using it to resurrect Lenin?

        GTFO lib

        • Shmyt [he/him,any]
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          4 years ago

          You need to bring Lenin here, we can't leave anymore. Maybe we can have the DPRK help us create batteries to store the energies in, but until Juche magipunk we sre doomed to be libs

          • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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            4 years ago

            INB4 it turns out Coronavirus is a CIA op to prevent Lichemaster Shmyt from resurrecting the father of the revolution

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        Then have you tried setting yourself up as a glorious eternal leader of the toiling classes and getting the Anarchists to embrace the radiant light of Juche?

        • Shmyt [he/him,any]
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          4 years ago

          That will be voted on at the first meeting of the Party, yes. I'm confident my 50% of the vote can secure the motion.