I gave my flask of Gordon's to my friend's 16 year old cousin on St. Patrick's day last year. Told him "I'm not concerned about it being full when I get back" before getting on a canoe. Figured he'd take a couple swigs and hate it. Come back 30 minutes later to an empty flask and a wasted 16 year old rolling around laughing about how "IT TASTES LIKE CHRISTMAS TREES!"
Gin gang gin gang.
Ain't getting no malaria while I'm destroying my liver.
Yes, I love the taste of chewing on pine needles
I gave my flask of Gordon's to my friend's 16 year old cousin on St. Patrick's day last year. Told him "I'm not concerned about it being full when I get back" before getting on a canoe. Figured he'd take a couple swigs and hate it. Come back 30 minutes later to an empty flask and a wasted 16 year old rolling around laughing about how "IT TASTES LIKE CHRISTMAS TREES!"
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It's the tonic water, and you would need to drink a ton of it to have any effect.
Hell yeah gin & sour is the people’s cocktail