Pennis Drager bot

  • EthicalHumanMeat [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Remember, if you don't announce "I intend to commit a war crime" before you do it, it doesn't count.

  • scamboy [he/him,any]
    ·
    4 years ago

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  • buh [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    The Nazis were simply German patriots in a tough spot who bumbled into the holocaust

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    Oops, I did it again.

    I wasted your friends

    Got lots of your land

    Killed babies, babies

    Oops, I bombed all your homes

    Turned them into tombs, tombs, tombs, tombs

    But I'm. Still. Innocent.

  • asaharyev [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Prager: making the mistake of purposefully shooting peaceful demonstrators isn't war crime, despite it violating the Geneva Convention

    Also Prager: if you smoke a little weed, you should be locked up for life

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      edit-2
      4 years ago

      "If you smoke while black you should be enslaved imprisoned for life".

        • RNAi [he/him]
          hexagon
          ·
          edit-2
          4 years ago

          *crack, not coke. The good one is for their sons

    • Straight_Depth [they/them]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Also also Prager: Big government is bad, but also the government should literally be able to kill you for your crimes

  • hamouy [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    I pray I see the day that Dennis Prager chokes to fucking death.

  • CoralMarks [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Man, sure would be nice if some other crimes would be punished like war crimes.

  • Bloodshot [he/him,any]
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    4 years ago

    https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20200306-israel-snipers-boast-of-shooting-dozens-in-the-knees-during-gaza-protests/

  • KiaKaha [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I thought you were exaggerating, then I opened the spoiler.