• Pope_Francis [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    My child, while I respect your commitment to abstinence, I would ask that you understand the great multitude of my brothers and sisters here in Rome who have sought desperately, with every means imaginable, to keep me from expressing my admiration for these wonderful ladies. You are merely the latest of many to attempt such an endeavour. With all due respect, I believe that you may find that I am "out of your league."

    • VolcelPolice [any]
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      4 years ago

      You are but a man, and an old one at that. Time is the greatest volcel officer of them all, even if we should fail your old testicles cannot last much longer. Do not doubt our victory for a second. Not even your god can prevent it

      • Pope_Francis [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I see that you place much faith in your officers. Would that you placed the same faith in the Almighty! For with God, all things are possible. But I have had many encounters with skeptics. Many women have expressed the same doubts that you have. Yet they lose all trace of doubt once I meet with them in my private quarters, for there they are filled with the Holy Spirit.