• Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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      4 years ago

      If that were true, they would've fired them by now. It has to be someone with access to the Pope's social media accounts, who wouldn't lose access even if they're horny on main. The list of people who fit that description looks like this:

      1. The Pope.
  • Pope_Francis [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Modern technology has no shortage of perils, such as alienation and harassment. However, I believe that it also offers much in the way of new possibilities to bring us closer together and bring us joy. I myself have found Instagram to be a wonderful website to see people and places from all over the world, and to share my appreciation for many of God's beautiful creations.

      • VolcelPolice [any]
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        4 years ago

        :geordi-no: taking down the Catholic church for the disgusting amount of wealth they hoard

        :geordi-yes: taking down the Catholic church because the pope is being horny online

    • Pope_Francis [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      My child, while I respect your commitment to abstinence, I would ask that you understand the great multitude of my brothers and sisters here in Rome who have sought desperately, with every means imaginable, to keep me from expressing my admiration for these wonderful ladies. You are merely the latest of many to attempt such an endeavour. With all due respect, I believe that you may find that I am "out of your league."

      • VolcelPolice [any]
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        4 years ago

        You are but a man, and an old one at that. Time is the greatest volcel officer of them all, even if we should fail your old testicles cannot last much longer. Do not doubt our victory for a second. Not even your god can prevent it

        • Pope_Francis [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          I see that you place much faith in your officers. Would that you placed the same faith in the Almighty! For with God, all things are possible. But I have had many encounters with skeptics. Many women have expressed the same doubts that you have. Yet they lose all trace of doubt once I meet with them in my private quarters, for there they are filled with the Holy Spirit.

      • VolcelPolice [any]
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        4 years ago

        The volcel police never come at all please do not slander our brave officers

    • Rem [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      He can't keep getting away with it!!

    • Barabas [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      It always baffles me how many people on the, at least American, left think that Catholisism is the way forward. I get it, you hate protestants, but that doesn't mean that someone who has a history of collaborating with a military dictatorship which was repressing lefitsts is the way forward.

      The idea that liberation theology is something that can only be done while propping up a deeply conservative system is just electoralism but for catholics.