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That Trump looks more like the Alec Baldwin Trump than the real thing
its true, everybody is saying it
yo that's like the first thing that came to my mind
My family used to post this one all the time on Facebook, usually with a caps lock rant attached to it about millenials and how they need to learn from Trump to pull themselves up by their own boot straps and drop the socialism.
My retort was usually this; yes, let's learn from a guy who's life achievement story is bragging how his dad gave him a loan of 1 million dollars and he some how turned that into a fortune. I'm sure everyone else my age can relate to being given 1 million dollars!
When I'm a college student and I sit on a bench, I always take my socialism textbooks out of my backpack and put them on the ground before I start fishing.
:tromp: im saying fish choke. fish choke. and fish are bad fish, you have both. you have some bad fish, and they choke. you could be a fishmen officer for fifteen years and all of a sudden youre confronted. youve got a roll of quarters and a second to make a decision. if you make the decision — and youre wrong — youre dead. fish choke under those circumstances, and they make a bad decision.
hooking the fish, hooking the fish in the gills many times, i mean, couldnt you have done something different?
couldnt you have wrestled them?
I wish this had been my high school yearbook portrait. I also wish I hadn't picked such a dumb fucking senior quote. Most of all, I wish I hadn't picked up these old yearbooks from my parents house because why would I want to relive this?
Even Jon McNaughton understands the importance of reading theory
Communist youth tries to re-educate Trump by teaching him to catch fish for the gulag.
It doesn’t go well.
