It’s really not much different for uncircumcised dicks but I’ve found that uncircumcised folks asking me how to wash their dicks tend to have been deeply failed by their parents whereas circumcised people are simply angry about their lost foreskin and are rebelling by not showering. Therefore they respond better to tough love
I'm now imagining a shower marketed to chuds as the extra manly way to start your day, where you just hammer on a big red button and then get blasted with large chunks of soap and ice cold high pressure water jets. Afterwards, you kneel in the shower in the same pose as Arnie at the start of the Terminator movies while you get air dried by an artificial tornado.
Of course, it doesn't actually clean you, uses 10 times as much water and energy as a normal hot shower would and also fucking hurts, but these are small concessions for owning the soyboys who have never taken a proper KleanStorm shower before brewing their black rifle morning coffee.
yeah just throw a bar of soap at a circumcised dick and that's all the maintenance it requires
It’s really not much different for uncircumcised dicks but I’ve found that uncircumcised folks asking me how to wash their dicks tend to have been deeply failed by their parents whereas circumcised people are simply angry about their lost foreskin and are rebelling by not showering. Therefore they respond better to tough love
I'm now imagining a shower marketed to chuds as the extra manly way to start your day, where you just hammer on a big red button and then get blasted with large chunks of soap and ice cold high pressure water jets. Afterwards, you kneel in the shower in the same pose as Arnie at the start of the Terminator movies while you get air dried by an artificial tornado.
Of course, it doesn't actually clean you, uses 10 times as much water and energy as a normal hot shower would and also fucking hurts, but these are small concessions for owning the soyboys who have never taken a proper KleanStorm shower before brewing their black rifle morning coffee.