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  • TheCaconym [any]
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    4 years ago

    "Your ass may hurt a bit at first so here, also take home a shitload of opium"

    • Rodentsteak [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Actually cocaine was primarily used as a topical anaesthetic (It still is). So, y'know, just use more blow.

      Actually it technically still is. If necessary a doctor can apply cocaine nasally to numb the area, it's sold as "Goprelto" or "Neurocaine".