:le-pol-face:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little soyboy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Silver Legion Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on chapo.chat, and I have over 300 confirmed shitposts. I am trained in cyber warfare and I'm the top poster in the entire Keyboard Warrior Army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe your account the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Parler-verse and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, commie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your forum. You're fucking de-platformed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban your account in over seven hundred ways, and that's just without my wrist braces for my carpal tunnel. Not only am I extensively trained in mall ninja combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Larper Militia and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit my pants and you will have to deal with it because mom’s not home and I don’t know how to use the washing machine. You're fucking perma-banned, kiddo.
:le-pol-face:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little soyboy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Silver Legion Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on chapo.chat, and I have over 300 confirmed shitposts. I am trained in cyber warfare and I'm the top poster in the entire Keyboard Warrior Army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe your account the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Parler-verse and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, commie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your forum. You're fucking de-platformed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban your account in over seven hundred ways, and that's just without my wrist braces for my carpal tunnel. Not only am I extensively trained in mall ninja combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Larper Militia and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit my pants and you will have to deal with it because mom’s not home and I don’t know how to use the washing machine. You're fucking perma-banned, kiddo.