• Norm_Chumpsky [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    :le-pol-face:
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little soyboy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Silver Legion Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on chapo.chat, and I have over 300 confirmed shitposts. I am trained in cyber warfare and I'm the top poster in the entire Keyboard Warrior Army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe your account the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Parler-verse and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, commie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your forum. You're fucking de-platformed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban your account in over seven hundred ways, and that's just without my wrist braces for my carpal tunnel. Not only am I extensively trained in mall ninja combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Larper Militia and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit my pants and you will have to deal with it because mom’s not home and I don’t know how to use the washing machine. You're fucking perma-banned, kiddo.

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    4 years ago

    Silver is a second-generation version of the pokemon video game franchise, originally released for the gameboy color and set in the johto region of the pokemon universe. The cover art features the legendary pokemon Lugia.

  • Jorick [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Basically, the silver legion is a defunct white-supremacist group, and has been so for like more than 50 years, if not more. Another problem is that this group is heavily referenced in a popular, yet niche mod for the game Hearts of Iron 4, so you just know whoever did this post is a fucking nerd.

  • KiaKaha [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Silver the Hedgehog (シルバー・ザ・ヘッジホッグ, Shirubā za Hejjihoggu?) is a fictional character in the Sonic the Hedgehog series. He is an anthropomorphic hedgehog hailing from two hundred years into the future where his role is to protect his time by changing the catastrophes of the past, thus preventing the ruining of his era. For his mission, Silver makes use of his psychokinesis, an ability from his time that is considered the norm,[9] which allows him to move objects with the power of his mind.

  • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Silver Solution dietary supplement endorsed by nationally famous televangelist, Jim Bakker. It is a miracle solution that prevents illnesses (not specifically covid but not excluding either) and makes you more holy as a person for just $125 + a monthly subscription.

      • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        i really should have been a grifter. they are so bad how do people who watch this shit not see right through this dogshit lmao

        omfg "the man who discovered the blood moons is here with us" im fucking cry dude, holy shit this is so fucking funny ahahah

          • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            i took a screencap of it to share in my discord it was so vile. you ever seen tubgirl? it reminded me of that https://i.imgur.com/rd4a98s.png

              • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
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                4 years ago

                lmao -- i can see how that could have been interpreted like that. hell fucking no. i don't wish anyone actually sees that one