Xi Jinping: "Listen, Jack. You need to go back to school. Learn some real skills. Get a practical job. Work your way to success. We can't keep taking care of you like this. You're 56 years old. It's time for some touch love. Time to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps."
Jack Ma: "Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!"
Xi Jinping: "Listen, Jack. You need to go back to school. Learn some real skills. Get a practical job. Work your way to success. We can't keep taking care of you like this. You're 56 years old. It's time for some touch love. Time to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps."