Don't have a dad and I'm trying to get these beans.

  • Wmill [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    I'm an uncle so maybe I can help. Okay that thing with knife, don't do that again. That being said if you still want those beans flip it on to a bowl. Now jab the bottom with the knife again, just once, we want some air into the beans. Don't twist the metal out leave inward, now blow into the bottom of the can to release the beans into the bowl. Be careful of making a mess. If you want you can try making the hole on the top bigger. Good luck and don't get hurt otherwise your mom's gonna yell at me.

    Edit fixed mistakes if you follow this advice I've now adopted you and will tell everyone how cool you are 😎

    • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      This worked, and don't worry I sliced my hand up pretty good making the hole bigger but didn't tell mom.

      • Wmill [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        Fuck, oh well at least the beans have protein in them to help you heal. Gonna spread the word of how cool you are now.

        • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
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          4 years ago

          Can't wait for you to come to "take your uncle who is allowed within 500 ft of a school to school day"

          • Wmill [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            Gonna help undermine the teacher's authority and teach y'all how to lie and cheat. It'll be a bonding experience.

      • Wmill [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        Thank you, didn't make them obviously but will still take credit for them nevertheless. Not easy being an uncle, not everyone's cut out for it. I worked hard for this title and am braver than any troop or cop out there.