Don't have a dad and I'm trying to get these beans.
yeaaah im all for jokes and memes and whatnot, but knife safety is important and doesnt get nearly as much attention as it ought to.
Okay but what's more dangerous, starving to death while my mom is at work or cutting myself?
I'm an uncle so maybe I can help. Okay that thing with knife, don't do that again. That being said if you still want those beans flip it on to a bowl. Now jab the bottom with the knife again, just once, we want some air into the beans. Don't twist the metal out leave inward, now blow into the bottom of the can to release the beans into the bowl. Be careful of making a mess. If you want you can try making the hole on the top bigger. Good luck and don't get hurt otherwise your mom's gonna yell at me.
Edit fixed mistakes if you follow this advice I've now adopted you and will tell everyone how cool you are 😎
This worked, and don't worry I sliced my hand up pretty good making the hole bigger but didn't tell mom.
Fuck, oh well at least the beans have protein in them to help you heal. Gonna spread the word of how cool you are now.
Can't wait for you to come to "take your uncle who is allowed within 500 ft of a school to school day"
Gonna help undermine the teacher's authority and teach y'all how to lie and cheat. It'll be a bonding experience.
Thank you, didn't make them obviously but will still take credit for them nevertheless. Not easy being an uncle, not everyone's cut out for it. I worked hard for this title and am braver than any troop or cop out there.
You can afford to shop at M&S you can afford a tin opener.
Yeah but I can't figure out the mechanics. Is the bottle opener supposed to be used?
The sharp side on this knife is probably not that sharp, it's better to hold it further down and support your hand on the can so it doesn't slip when you're pushing it hard into the can and hurts you. Plus you get a lever effect
using a knife to cut a can open is a pretty textbook case of extreme carelessness, it really shouldn't ever be done and it fucks up the edge
There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy
Cans were invented years before the can opener. They used to come with instructions to "hit with hammer and chisel around edge"
