My girlfriend made me watch it.

The good: Parts felt like Threat Level Midnight, just the dumbest ideas for scenes. The opening scene lowered my expectations so hard that the rest of the movie seemed great by comparison. It was fun to see a big budget movie do the wishes come true cartoon episode plot. They had two villains so Gal Gadot had to do less scenes. There's a part so astoundingly racist it felt like a Cumtown Bit.

The bad: Gal Gadot is a horrible person but somehow an even worse actress. The opening scene looks like a fucking Sonic opening level and has no purpose. Wonder Woman's boyfriend possesses someone, its the only wish with a condition like it. The ending is like an hour long and horribly boring. There'a a part so astoundingly racist it felt like a Cumtown bit.

Overall I wouldn't ever rewatch it or recommend it but there are worse super hero movies.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I watched the rocket lasso scene and I was astonished how poorly they put it together. They have the stunt double hit the pavement with two rubber kids in her arms and they bounce around lifelessly and it looks so fucking fake. Why not just shoot it from above with a giant dust cloud and have the dust cloud clear to reveal a safe kids and wonder woman? Why did they feel the need to show us the action if said action was going to look fake and terrible? Goddamn I hate it all.