Even Diamond Joe Quimby had more political tact than copmala.
https://www.elle.com/culture/a34225242/kamala-harris-interview/
Be vewy quiet, I'm throwing wabbits in pwison for possessing an ounce of mawijuana.
If someone hasn't written a treatise on the "rabbit season/duck season/Elmer season" exchange being a great metaphor for class consciousness there's one for free
:agony-consuming:
In b4 we get twitter scolded for denying the validity of her lived experiences
Whhhhaaaattt the fuuuuuck. God damn it it was bad enough before I knew this.
Naturally. You're me from the future, clearly. Any prophetic wisdom to share?
Joe was an inspiration, a leader, and to me a friend. These are dark and solemn times and a grim reminder of this pandemic's severity.
(just drop a booger in his coffee and you're THE first women president)
and uhh about that...
Fucking kill me please. Was this ghostwritten by a tumblr blogger?
say what you like about Tumblr the fact that it was entirely populated by Felix's lying dude character was awesome
she's still got two weeks and another aneurysm to go
There's just no competent consultant in the political world of America, so you're either hiring directly from the mob or the failchildren of the rich. So if you're hopelessly uncharismatic, you just do shit like this! And no one at all stops you.
Didn't she hire her sister to run her campaign lmao
she made her sister campaign chair. the infighting between the sister and the campaign manager (plus that kamala was just limp-dicked and indecicive to begin with) helped sink the campaign
two campaign HQs meant the campaign was twice as headquartered. headeighthed?
possibly worse than that she stole this from MLK, you know - you know - when she tells this story in person, as she has many times, she always laughs loudest and longest at her own joke.
