Kinda crazy that the ideal way they’d like to experience eternity can actually be fought for here on earth right now :thonk:

  • RedDawn [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Not in Mormonism. They all get their own planet as private property.

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Mormonism is so fucking American it's painful

      Everyone gets Heaven except the heathens, but Mormons get super Heaven and some get Super Saiyan Rose Heaven

      The Natives are the children of the Devil, so it's good to take their shit

      Actually, the Israelites were white and Jesus came to America because it's meant for white people

    • opposide [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      You don’t know that for sure unless they let you see their golden plates