Kinda crazy that the ideal way they’d like to experience eternity can actually be fought for here on earth right now :thonk:
Religious conservatives already have a counterargument for this, actually. It's called "Don't immanentize the eschaton" and it's the religious fundamentalist version of "better things aren't possible"
Mormonism is so fucking American it's painful
Everyone gets Heaven except the heathens, but Mormons get super Heaven and some get Super Saiyan Rose Heaven
The Natives are the children of the Devil, so it's good to take their shit
Actually, the Israelites were white and Jesus came to America because it's meant for white people
You don’t know that for sure unless they let you see their golden plates
I've killed like 30 of them but the drop rate on those plates is so low
next you'll say that they should be fighting for this here on earth, like Jesus commanded them to or something, smh
I had some JW's come around last year basically saying exactly that and I was reeaaalllyy tempted to invite them in and talk about how to actually get there, but I had shit to do.
trial by combat or answering the door naked with a bottle in your hand, eagerly urging them to join you, is the best way.
but trying to convert them to marxism is still pretty great.
answering the door naked ... eagerly urging
:soviet-bashful: pls stop making me want to be a proselytizing conservative like this, its not okay.
casual nudity and conversations about marxism? the lucky bastards
ive also had some pretty scary roommates over the years, and a challenge to trial by combat is equally likely.
listen, i made my decision and im comfortable with the odds.
plus ill wear a helmet and a stab vest, so itll be fine, probably
that absolutely won't save you. from either thing.
TIL god is an ML
(Please do not shit on me this is a joke and I myself am also ML)
classes, stateless
I mean... if you ignore the fact that god is King, which makes everybody else... you know... not king...
Something something suffering is the point something God testing us something
