And Joe Biden is gonna address the nation saying "I'm going to give you even better than a $2000 check, I'm going to reopen the economy so you can get your rent paid, the science is on our side and we know how much you suffered under the last administration. I know you all miss your jobs and we know it's going to be a hard road ahead but we are Americans and getting through hard times is what we do best"

  • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Change the slogan from 'Home of the Brave" to "When you're here you're family"

    • ShoutyMcSocialism [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Holy shit you said Olive Garden. Chris Cuomo is taking his shirt off to fight you right now.

      • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        Those very square bodied greaseball dagos are just like olive garden. They smack you over the head with how Italian they are and then leave you with a bad taste in your mouth.