And Joe Biden is gonna address the nation saying "I'm going to give you even better than a $2000 check, I'm going to reopen the economy so you can get your rent paid, the science is on our side and we know how much you suffered under the last administration. I know you all miss your jobs and we know it's going to be a hard road ahead but we are Americans and getting through hard times is what we do best"

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Kamala is like "We're looking at giving $2k of tax credits to Pell Grant recipients who operate businesses in under....."

      • Express [any,none/use name]
        ·
        4 years ago

        I’ve been calling this for a while, but it’s going to be student loan tax credits to buy boomer houses.

        • Sealand_macronation [none/use name]
          ·
          4 years ago

          student loan tax credits to buy boomer houses.

          "Study predicts millions of unsellable homes could upend market" https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/08/200811153909.htm

    • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      But if I give it to you, you won't get that great feeling after a hard days work, thats what its all about anyways, working hard, and eating an ice cream with your kids when the work is done.

  • Duo [any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Fuck man, I don't know what would be more bleak, the dems not having the house and senate and claiming that the Republicans are immobilizing them as hundreds of thousands of people die, or the dems actually getting the house and senate and doing the most bare minimum shit that makes almost no difference and then we're beaten over the head with it for the next 4 years until we get Trump 2. :agony-consuming:

    • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      300k dead every year and nothing to show for it and they'll say it's because Trump shut down the Obama pandemic centers. I think the dry boys are right in their assumption that Cuomo is aiming for the presidency maybe 2028.

      • deadtoddler420 [any]
        ·
        4 years ago

        I just can't see Cuomo being president. He just won't appeal to anyone but the coasts. I totally see him running but he probably won't win the nomination.

        It's like California, people love California and New York but think itd suck to live there, so the only way to win and be from there is to be perceived as an outsider a la Trump and Reagan.

      • ShoutyMcSocialism [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        The gabagool presidency. Think of the amount of material this site will have. It's worth an entire presidential victory just so we can do pasta sauce bits for four years.

        • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
          hexagon
          ·
          4 years ago

          Change the slogan from 'Home of the Brave" to "When you're here you're family"

          • ShoutyMcSocialism [he/him]
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            edit-2
            4 years ago

            Holy shit you said Olive Garden. Chris Cuomo is taking his shirt off to fight you right now.

            • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
              hexagon
              ·
              4 years ago

              Those very square bodied greaseball dagos are just like olive garden. They smack you over the head with how Italian they are and then leave you with a bad taste in your mouth.

  • CementEscapist [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    They're not getting the Senate. If the Dems won the Georgia runoffs it would be by accident and they'd be the first party to demand a recount in victory.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
      ·
      4 years ago

      /r/neoliberal is already posting Joe Manchin memes.

      I'm not clear if they're actually rooting for climate change or they're just hopelessly cucked.

  • ShoutyMcSocialism [he/him]
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    edit-2
    4 years ago

    If the Dems don't have control of the Senate they'll blame the Republicans. If they do have control of the Senate they'll blame the most moderate Dems. This is a fun game.

  • Deadend [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    "I see you, I hear you, I'm giving you austerity measures because I can"

    • Deadend [he/him]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Really hoping Ossof loses and blames twitter socialists.

    • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      We will see later tonight if my snowcone machine in hell idea is gonna have franchise potential.

  • Comrade_Cummies [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    This is the type of shit he'd say. This coming from someone that told us, "We're not shutting down the country, we're shutting down the virus"

        • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
          hexagon
          ·
          4 years ago

          I just wish cars were still long ya know? I woke up this morning craving a brand of cereal that hasn't been on the shelves in 30 years. The faces of my beautiful children and grandchildren keep turning into faces of the children I drowned while working as a lifeguard in Scranton.

    • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      You don't want to live in this brain. I have been thinking about the Joe Biden presidency so hard I got tapioca coming out my ears.

    • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      That's how the Dems trick the brunch crowd into being passive. they run on nothing but hope and mimosas.