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Just go hit up /d/ on 4chan if you want to have your horizon expanded into some really weird and obscure fetishes. One of my favorite I’ve seen there is the “dickneck” fetish where people’s heads are like removable and have a dick for a neck which slots into vaginas that people have between their shoulders so you can hotswap heads between bodies and also it’s like sex doing it. Also there are like pots you can put people’s heads into like they’re a houseplant, and again slotting them into these things is making them cum because it’s a dick. Fucking wild. It’s like discovering a whole mini sci-fi fandom for very specific world that revolves around dick based detachable head technology
Goddammit I'd almost succeeded at suppressing the memory of stumbling across dick neck porn. IIRC I found it on /r/weirdboners, along with centaur porn and dragons fucking cars
I saw a video one time that was a pretty lady farting on a cake. It was pretty wild, gotta say.
There were some sequels that are now harder to find where she bare ass farts on other foods, I specifically remember meatloaf and a bowl of pudding.
I don't remember what it was called, but my friend once came across a series of videos that featured fully clothed women wearing high heels and having trouble starting their cars. They were called "pedal pumpers" or something because they were all stomping on the gas pedal in frustration.
Apparently there's a sub-genre of ASMR videos consisting of people with seborrheic dermatitis scraping off their scalp flakes with metal nit combs.
Right? It's bad enough having eczema without knowing that internet weirdos jerk off to it.
Lmao what the fuck?
I have seborrheic dermatitis and it was awful on my scalp until I shaved my head, now it's completely gone there. Wish I knew I could have been making internet money off of thirsty weirdos if I could just live with my bald spots.
There's Body Inflation, where you get off on people getting blown up like balloons
Not sure why it steams my beans, but it does
I just know balloons are a thing, I think I remember popping being part of it but now that you say it idk.
I think it's all one thing. I know there's also balloons that you can fit in (minus your head) and inflate them, but I'm not sure if that's also part of it or not. I feel like somewhere on the internet I've seen one of them being used in an erotic manner at some point.
women popping clown balloons by doing kegels
surely exists, but shan't be searching for confirmation
I accidentally found out that one of my friends is into this many years ago and I somehow managed to mostly forget about it, but every once in a while I stumble upon the topic of "obscure fetishes" and I'm instantly reminded lmao
Every day I regret not downloading this when I had the chance. There was an account on youtube called City Pig. It was a middle-aged man who looked like a generic club bouncer. He was dressed completely in black leather motorcycle gear and standing in front of a pond in some city park. He'd set up the camera, walk next to the pond and stare at it, and then maintain that stare with a vaguely angry face as he backed into the pond. City Pig would submerge himself to his head and just stare at the camera.
I've worked with a lot of animals and have never encountered another city pig. 200 views max, the rarest fetish.
Climacophillia is a fun word to say, and for some reason it's the only obsure one off the top of my head. The wonder bread thing you mentioned makes me curious, where did you see it discussed?
Lol they have a whole Know Your Meme page about it too, this is great
erotic gratification when falling down stairs
"I warned you about stairs bro! I told you dog!"
"I KEEP CUMMING"
Allow me to speak: for I am addressing your mercy, not a man who would laugh at me.
Are we talking “weird internet fetish” obscure or “acknowledged by serious academic literature on paraphilias” obscure?
A non-favorite (anti-favorite?) weird internet fetish is delitization, or transformation into deli meat, typically a finely-ground meat such as bologna, but I feel like weird transformations are almost cheating at this game. There was another super weird one that made the rounds a year or two ago, where I think the whole thing was just being hypnotized into standing in a weird bowlegged position? I don't remember what it was called.
edit: needless to say, don't curse your search history with any of this
They might have, I didn't look too closely into it
uhhhh let's see what else we've got here...
there's busty cartoon women getting stuck in hotdog carts, that's a good one (link SFW, not an example of the fetish just a tweet about it)
This might be a little offtopic but nick crowley has a series called "darkest youtube channels" wherein he explored weird youtube channels.
2 of them that come to mind are possibly channels showcasing obscure fetishes to people to enjoy them (comments on the channel are positive and/or enabling). It's: "youtube's darkest channels 3", and "Youtube's most Disturbed community". It might seem a little clickbaity and unrealistic from the title, but the actual channels do exist along with the comments sections so im inclined to believe them as genuine- they dont seem like ARGs to me imo
