No more downvotes means chapo.chat will get play-by-play announcements of this truly momentous event in human history.
My sister lost fifty bucks today because she bet that their marriage would last 15 years because their individual narcissisms existed on such a perfectly equal scale that they'd "cancel each other out". I know this information is important to you so I felt the need to share.
She forgot to factor in all the other mental instabilities, rookie mistake
Becoming further radicalized by the idea of Kanye owning a ranch
lol this only means there will be less people checking him on his dipshit political projects
Lmao I'm really glad you brought it up because I think about that shit too. He artfully and tastefully sampled Billie Holiday's 'Strange Fruit' and worked it into a very emotional and compelling song but at the same time he also has some really clown-tier lyrics. Kanye is truly a land of contrasts.
kanye's low key really funny, and i can't imagine how boring one would have to be to insist he only made "very emotional and compelling" music.
I said he did that for one song you fucking asshole, because he was giving billie holiday due credit, read between the fucking lines
Finally some fucking interesting news that isn't boring election shit
It can be hard to be with someone who is mentally ill. She put in a good effort.
I am not throwin' away my shot I am not throwin' away my shot Hey yo, I'm just like my country I'm young, scrappy and hungry And I'm not throwin' away my shot I'ma get a scholarship to King's College I probably shouldn't brag, but dang, I amaze and astonish The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish I gotta holler just to be heard With every word, I drop knowledge I'm a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal Tryna reach my goal my power of speech, unimpeachable Only nineteen but my mind is older These New York City streets get colder, I shoulder Every burden, every disadvantage I have learned to manage, I don't have a gun to brandish I walk these streets famished The plan is to fan this spark into a flame But damn, it's getting dark, so let me spell out my name I am the A-L-E-X-A-N-D-E-R we are meant to be A colony that runs independently Meanwhile, Britain keeps shittin' on us endlessly Essentially, they tax us relentlessly Then King George turns around, runs a spendin' spree He ain't ever gonna set his descendants free So there will be a revolution in this century Enter me, he says in parentheses Don't be shocked when your history book mentions me I will lay down my life if it sets us free Eventually, you'll see my ascendancy
