https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/16tiaht/zelenskyos_cereal_came_in_the_post/
https://www.zelenskyos.com/
at the back of the box there's a fun game where you help an azov solider find their way out of a black sun maze
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Their liberal use of the lightning emoji really raises my eyebrow.
I'm surprised they could restrain the urge to put two of them right next to one another
I wonder how much you can grift liberals into buying Ukraine merch without explicitly stating that you’re keeping All the profits lol
I figure you could probably set up a separate LLC called The Free Ukraine Project and make the website blue and yellow and then say all profits go to it.
That would still technically be fraud. But if you said something like “our company will support Ukraine,” then technically all you need to do to make it true is to say you support Ukraine
when even redditors think your ukraine enthusiasm is embarassing
Hello everyone!!! Just heard about the post :) we came up with the idea, but we don’t actually actually make any cereal. We pay various producers/suppliers to put this thing together! :) That’s where the other half of proceeds go :))
All these profiting off war comments are unjust haha. We just need leftover money to pay various suppliers, warehousing, compliance fees, and so on, to make this thing function.
Just like a comedy show, music concert, or bracelet lol, we’re just a new novel way to raise some money!!
We’re going to donate ALL remaining proceeds too. 🩷🩷 and we’ve raised aid already. 😊 we can assure you we’re good guys :) thanks.
https://www.zelenskyos.com/
All these profiting off war comments are unjust haha.
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We’re going to donate ALL remaining proceeds
ALL remaining proceeds
remaining proceeds
remaining
They deleted 'dont be evil' from the company charter in fact. Too, ahem, controversial
Idea for a bit: Zelensky goes back in time to dress up as Stalin and cause the Holodomor with his giant spoon to sew the seeds of Ukrainian nationalism.
The biggest problem with capitalism is that the cringe isn't distributed equitably.
1990s: "What if I told you that wheat flakes would give the athletic skills of Michael Jordan?"
2020s: "What if I told you that cheerios would win the war in Ukraine?"
My kids love the sonnenrad, skull and lightning bolt marshmallows the best.
You are a direct financier of war. Prepare to be eaten alive by the hogs.
