• happybadger [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    https://thedonald.win/p/11RhYFGe0W/mr-president-no-pressure-but-man/

    edit: archived - https://archive.is/6dK6U

    MR. President no pressure but many marriages depend on you taking back our country. My wife thinks I’m a tinfoil cap wearing schizophrenic.

    Granted we live in Commiefornia and she’s a moderna vaccine taking nurse. All her coworkers a liberal idiots and I keep telling here this is the greatest reality show in history WAKE THE FUCK UP! She would rather watch Real housewives and The yachting reality bullshit on Tv. MR. President I have no doubt you will make our country turn back onto the righteous path. God Bless you and God Bless America

    mr presidnet sir my wife is going to tactically exfiltrate our marriage and extract my children if you sir do not disprove germ theory so i can yell 'your job is fake' at her thank you mr presednat trump god bless please hurry

    • hogposting [he/him,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      You cant be married to someone who thinks you’re insane been through hell and high water with her she knows I’m a great thinker but she doesn’t see the logic on this one.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Honey, you know I think 120% good which is why I'm fanatically devoted to a politician who hates me and denies basic reality. What if I told you, stay with me here because this is a big think, what if all those people you watch die every day were crisis actors? I know you have those (((numbers))) on your computer at work, but I saw a cartoon frog on 4chan and he said what if actually they had influenza but it's also a Chinese bioweapon but it's also a democratic hoax that will go away on 4 November? No honey I'm not gaslighting you, you know how smart I am so how can I think a dumb thing?

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    How dare you insult our big fat wet president. Please give me your address right now and myself and 20 of my highly trained facebook friends will arrive at your vicinity. We will proceed to stand around aimlessly at your premises before stealing a chair and going home, provided Private Thornton doesn't accidentally tase himself in the balls again. You have been warned.

    • hogposting [he/him,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      [from killerbunny88] Then, Trump came on the scene, and I’m just as based if not MORE based than my husband. However, times are VERY different now than they were in 2010. If I were a single pede, I would only date based people. Crazy times we are living in.

      real /r/menwritingwomen hours

    • read_freire [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      i was not ready for the firehose of cope that was

      cultural marxism is when your ex posts thirst traps and the thirstier they are the more communist it is

  • buh [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    a lot of 32-33 year olds on that site 🤔