• happybadger [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    https://thedonald.win/p/11RhYFGe0W/mr-president-no-pressure-but-man/

    edit: archived - https://archive.is/6dK6U

    MR. President no pressure but many marriages depend on you taking back our country. My wife thinks I’m a tinfoil cap wearing schizophrenic.

    Granted we live in Commiefornia and she’s a moderna vaccine taking nurse. All her coworkers a liberal idiots and I keep telling here this is the greatest reality show in history WAKE THE FUCK UP! She would rather watch Real housewives and The yachting reality bullshit on Tv. MR. President I have no doubt you will make our country turn back onto the righteous path. God Bless you and God Bless America

    mr presidnet sir my wife is going to tactically exfiltrate our marriage and extract my children if you sir do not disprove germ theory so i can yell 'your job is fake' at her thank you mr presednat trump god bless please hurry

    • hogposting [he/him,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      You cant be married to someone who thinks you’re insane been through hell and high water with her she knows I’m a great thinker but she doesn’t see the logic on this one.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Honey, you know I think 120% good which is why I'm fanatically devoted to a politician who hates me and denies basic reality. What if I told you, stay with me here because this is a big think, what if all those people you watch die every day were crisis actors? I know you have those (((numbers))) on your computer at work, but I saw a cartoon frog on 4chan and he said what if actually they had influenza but it's also a Chinese bioweapon but it's also a democratic hoax that will go away on 4 November? No honey I'm not gaslighting you, you know how smart I am so how can I think a dumb thing?