I am a leftist and longtime member of the Chapo. I love dunking with libs and posting on hogs. As a leftist, I support the premise of a website where we can all share information that makes reddit and the USA look bad, but unfortunately we have NO DEMOCRACY and NO FREEDOM on this website.

The Organization of American Shitposters (OAS) has determined that @Beatnik is a fraud, and possibly even Russian (based on his posting timestamps). If we allow this website to continue under current leadership, then we may all become Russians too.

Please help us, Reddit President Spez, send over your goons and lawyers to free us from this tyrannical administration!

Me and my fellow leftist posters are demanding that Beatnik step down immediately and transfer power to interim admin @JuanGuaido, until such time that free and fair admin elections can be held (on reddit).